Welcome to CUT-THE-CABLE.COM, the anti-COMCAST blog and resource site. My name is John, your friendly site administrator with a ‘chip on my shoulder’ regarding COMCAST. I have two kids in college, I got layed off, my unemployment is running out, and I have too much free time on my hands, so I’m channeling my energy into fighting the FAT BASTARDS.
Here we are in the midst of a deep recession with half of our retirement funds flushed down the toilet, the DTV conversion is upon us, and what do these guys do? Raise the rate again.
NO MORE…DO YOU HEAR ME!!!
I HAVE OFFICIALLY
CUT-THE-CABLE
My hopes are that everyone that visits here does the same. Cutting the cable means cutting their revenues and that is the only language that the fat bastards understand.
I hope you enjoy the site. I’ll try to keep it fun and by all means, please share your horror stories with the rest of us. Let’s get the word out!
Thanks for Visiting,
John
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Here’s a little ditty that is my parody of an old Comcast commercial that was on the home page for a long time. I hope you enjoy.
Here are the lyrics for those of you that want to drone along with me. Even better, turn down the sound on your TV when the Comcast commercial comes on every 5 minutes and sing these lyrics. It will make you feel better.
Comcast Commercial Parody Lyrics
Cables running through my backyard / Landscapes coast to coast have been scared / bringing us our favorite shows like / “Flavor Flav” and “Desperate Hos”
Service sucks that’s no surprise / on days that end with letter “y”s / the TV set has bad reception / Internet say “No Connection”
Called them to complain some more / They’re set to speed dial number four / Luck is on my side it’s true / I’m twenty-seventh in the queue
Forty minutes later I get / Akmed with a heavy accent / “Please sent out a good technician” / “GO AWAY AND QUIT YOUR BITCHIN”
Just to add more to this tale / I get an invoice in the mail / Their rates have gone up ten percent / Their staffers need a corporate jet
Right now I am on a mission / Cancelling this damned subscription / Pulling cables from their sockets / Get their hands out of my pockets
C-O-M-C-A-S-T / K-I-S-S-M-Y-***bleep***
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I HATE DOING BUSINESS WITH THOSE CHEATING BASTARDS! For years they had us by the short hairs. I love seeing AT&T coming in with U-Verse. Now at least there is some excellent competion out there and now we have a choice.
Comment by Susie Q — March 16, 2009 @ 5:22 pm
Amen to that SusieQ. It’s competition that made this country great. I say “bring on some more players”.
Keep on blogging!
John
Comment by admin — March 16, 2009 @ 11:25 pm
Here Here !!! Great Site I must say first of all, and keep blogging John. Comcast needs to be strangled and I’m here to help.
Comment by Morgan — May 23, 2010 @ 3:10 am