Here it is folks! Most of you will say ‘Don’t quit your day job”. Well, I wouldn’t if I had one (-;
If you have any Comcast horror stories you would like me to post, please send them to john@cut-the-cable.com and I’ll be sure to get them in place ASAP.
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Here are the lyrics for those of you that want to drone along with me. Even better, turn down the sound on your TV when the Comcast commercial comes on every 5 minutes and sing these lyrics. It will make you feel better.
Comcast Commercial Parody Lyrics
Cables running through my backyard / Landscapes coast to coast have been scared / bringing us our favorite shows like / “Flavor Flav” and “Desperate Hos”
Service sucks that’s no surprise / on days that end with letter “y”s / the TV set has bad reception / Internet say “No Connection”
Called them to complain some more / They’re set to speed dial number four / Luck is on my side it’s true / I’m twenty-seventh in the queue
Forty minutes later I get / Akmed with a heavy accent / “Please sent out a good technician” / “GO AWAY AND QUIT YOUR BITCHIN”
Just to add more to this tale / I get an invoice in the mail / Their rates have gone up ten percent / Their staffers need a corporate jet
Right now I am on a mission / Cancelling this damned subscription / Pulling cables from their sockets / Get their hands out of my pockets
C-O-M-C-A-S-T / K-I-S-S-M-Y-***bleep***
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