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July 24, 2009

Fallout from the Cable Wars in Philly

Jim Smith of Elkins Park,PA gives his opinions in the Philidelphia Daily News of the cable battles that are occuring in his area. IS IT MY imagination or is every other commercial on TV (or radio or in newsprint) sponsored by one of the dueling monopolies, FiOS or Comcast?  It’s hard to believe that they can [...]

Jim Smith of Elkins Park,PA gives his opinions in the Philidelphia Daily News of the cable battles that are occuring in his area.

IS IT MY imagination or is every other commercial on TV (or radio or in newsprint) sponsored by one of the dueling monopolies, FiOS or Comcast?  It’s hard to believe that they can afford that much advertising. Of course, if you have a near monopoly, you can bleed all the suckers you’ve already hooked.

The Federal Communications Commission goes ballistic over a small breast being exposed for four seconds from 75 yards away. But the agency does nothing about escalating cable/Internet/phone costs.  I’d love to see the paper trail showing the role of lobbyist money in the switch to digital TV. That was a giant stimulus package for Verizon and Comcast. And I’m totally sick of the FiOS cable guy, Ben Stein and Shaq.

Great rant Jim.  The truth of the matter is that the cable mafia would LOVE if the FCC stepped in and limited their advertising the same way they did with the tobacco companies back in the 60s.  It would keep the playing field level and the executives could pocket all of the money they would save on advertising.

Keep it real & DVR through their commercials.  They have no way to overcome that technology (-;

March 17, 2009

Would You Like Your Cable Company More if It Were Quirky and Hip?

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Comcast is hoping so.  See the entire SLATE article here. The bottom line is that the ad is effective, but people still HATE Comcast  How does Comcast think that ‘brand advertising” is going to improve their reputation for…NOT WORKING!  What are your thoughts?

Comcast is hoping so.  See the entire SLATE article here.

The bottom line is that the ad is effective, but people still HATE Comcast  How does Comcast think that ‘brand advertising” is going to improve their reputation for…NOT WORKING!  What are your thoughts?

March 16, 2009

Comcast Commercial Parody

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Here it is folks!  Most of you will say ‘Don’t quit your day job”.  Well, I wouldn’t if I had one (-; If you have any Comcast horror stories you would like me to post, please send them to john@cut-the-cable.com and I’ll be sure to get them in place ASAP. If I’ve entertained you and [...]

Here it is folks!  Most of you will say ‘Don’t quit your day job”.  Well, I wouldn’t if I had one (-;
If you have any Comcast horror stories you would like me to post, please send them to john@cut-the-cable.com and I’ll be sure to get them in place ASAP.

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Here are the lyrics for those of you that want to drone along with me.  Even better, turn down the sound on your TV when the Comcast commercial comes on every 5 minutes and sing these lyrics.  It will make you feel better.

 

Comcast Commercial Parody Lyrics

Cables running through my backyard / Landscapes coast to coast have been scared / bringing us our favorite shows like / “Flavor Flav” and “Desperate Hos”

Service sucks that’s no surprise / on days that end with letter “y”s / the TV set has bad reception / Internet say “No Connection”

Called them to complain some more / They’re set to speed dial number four / Luck is on my side it’s true / I’m twenty-seventh in the queue

Forty minutes later I get / Akmed with a heavy accent / “Please sent out a good technician” / “GO AWAY AND QUIT YOUR BITCHIN”

Just to add more to this tale / I get an invoice in the mail / Their rates have gone up ten percent / Their staffers need a corporate jet

Right now I am on a mission / Cancelling this damned subscription / Pulling cables from their sockets / Get their hands out of my pockets

C-O-M-C-A-S-T / K-I-S-S-M-Y-***bleep***


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